danieljsullivan:

The Zappos “Hipster Collection”

The description on this particular get-up cause me physical pain from uncontrollable laughter: 

“It’s the weekend art crawl downtown and you’re heading out to make a scene. The night starts off at your friend’s clothing store that doubles as a concert stage. You arrive late in a glamorous floppy hat that mixes retro chic with modern cool. She sees you right away and invites you to meet the visiting bands, admiring your wild shredded blouse and flowing maxi pants that are full of flair. You decide the show’s taking a little too long, so you make your way to the local bar crawl in a playful pair of loafers with your trusty clutch bag by your side. The bar tender’s pretty cute and serving up some free drinks. You’re playing coy and showing off a fabulous cocktail ring. He asks for your number, but you play it cool and leave a fake because on nights like this, you?re out to have fun and show off your gorgeous style.”