You guys are really in debt, man! How did you guys get into so much debt? I thought you were rich! What the hell have you been buying? It wasn’t health care! You have more debt than when you were going to the moon! Did you blow it all on aircraft carriers or something? Did you spend it all on designer suits in the ’80s? Did you all get one each? I hope you’re not spending it on drugs! America, look me in the eye and tell me you’re not doing drugs.
— Jemaine Clement, best known as one of the guys from New Zealand’s Flight of the Conchords, talks U.S. debt in the latest issue of The Believer. You will want to read the whole thing.
Made me giggle before 9am on Saturday.